The Blonde Who Went Back to School

One day a blonde came home from school and said to her mother, “Hey, Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. All the other kids could only count to 5, but I can count to 10! See? 1, 2, …

A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar

A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar and says to the barman, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” The barman mixes her drink and puts it down in front of her. A few minut…

A husband decided to do yoga

A husband decided to do yoga. As he was getting ready, the wife woke up and opened her eyes.   So the husband asked, 'Honey, do you want to join me in some downward-facing dog or should…

There was once a woman who was married to a man

There was once a woman married to a man who would make extremely loud and disgusting farts every morning as soon as he woke up. Every day, she pleaded with him to stop, but he would just r…

Jane and Erica are Talking in Heaven

Jane and Erica are talking in Heaven. Jane asks Erica, "How did you die?" Erica replies, "I froze to death." Jane exclaims, "Oh, that's terrible!" Erica re…

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