I was sitting alone in a restaurant

I was sitting alone in a restaurant when I noticed a beautiful woman at another table. Feeling bold, I called over the waiter and asked him to send her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu.

The waiter delivered the wine, and after a moment, he came back with a note from the woman. It read:

“I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you have the same bottle sent to my husband at the bar.”

Well, that was an expensive way to learn she wasn’t single!