A milkman, who is dying in the hospital, is surrounded by his two sons, daughter, his wife, and a nurse. He says:
“To you, Peter, I leave the Beverly houses. To you, Charlie, I leave the downtown apartments. To you, Susan, my dear daughter, I leave the city center offices. And to you, my beloved wife, I leave all the residential buildings on the east side.”
The nurse, impressed, says to the wife, “Wow, your husband must have been very rich to own all that property!”
The wife replies, “Rich? He’s talking about his milk delivery routes!
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