One afternoon, they were carrying on in the bedroom together when they heard a car pull into the driveway. The woman gasped and said, “Oh no! It’s my husband! Quick, hide in the closet!”
The pest control inspector darted into the closet, barely fitting inside. Just as he closed the door, the husband entered the bedroom. He looked around suspiciously, and then, noticing the closet door slightly ajar, he flung it open.
There, standing awkwardly in the closet, was the inspector, holding a can of bug spray.
The husband stared at him and said, “What are you doing in my closet?”
Without missing a beat, the inspector replied, “Sir, I’m here investigating a pest issue. It looks like your wife has a case of… infestation!”
The husband blinked in disbelief.
And trust me,” the inspector added, backing out, I recommend regular inspections!