A small, balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I’m so mad, I can’t even see straight.
The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit worse for the wear, pours him the requested double. “Rough day?” the bartender asks sympathetically.
“You bet it’s rough,” the man replies, gulping down the whiskey. “First, I woke up late for work, then my car wouldn’t start.
When I finally got to the office, my boss chewed me out for being late. And as if that wasn’t enough, at lunch, I found out my sandwich was moldy!”
The bartender nods in understanding. “That does sound like a terrible day.”
The man continues, “But that’s not even the worst part. When I got home, I found my wife in bed with my best friend!”
Gasps fill the bar as the patrons turn to listen to the man’s tale of woe.
The bartender leans in, his curiosity piqued. “Wow, that’s awful. What did you do?”
The man grins slyly and says, “I looked my wife straight in the eye and told her, ‘Well, I guess we’re even now. I slept with your sister!’”
The bar erupts into laughter as the little man finishes his whiskey with a satisfied smirk, feeling a little less angry and a lot more vindicated.
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