Three drunk guys decide to go to the brothel. The madam, seeing them coming, tells the girls to just throw some blow-up dolls in the rooms and turn the lights out, as the guys are so drunk they won’t know the difference.
Thirty minutes later, the fellas are back out on the street. The first drunk says, “My girl was passed out. She never made a peep.”
The second drunk chimes in, “Mine too! I don’t think she moved an inch.”
The third drunk, shaking his head, says, “You guys have it easy. I think my girl was a witch.”
Confused, the others ask, “A witch? Why?”
He replies, “I kissed her neck, and she flew out the window!
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