Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a very athletic, handsome young man jogs past them. They watch him intently, admiring his physique and athleticism.
The first old lady sighs and says, “Wow, if only I were 20 years younger!”
The second old lady chuckles and replies, “Well, if I were 30 years younger, I’d definitely chase after him!”
The third old lady nods thoughtfully and says, “Oh, forget about the age! If I had a good pair of running shoes, I’d catch him right now!”
Tags
Jokester