Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion.
The Mississippian said, "When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me as a gift."
The Texan nodded approvingly and replied, "Well, ain't that just lovely! When my first child was born, my husband bought me a brand new Cadillac."
The Mississippian nodded politely, then leaned in with a smirk and said, "Oh, that's nice, darlin'.
But just imagine what a beautiful mansion he would've built if he knew how to build one!
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