A trucker had just turned a corner on a deserted roadway when he spotted a speedy corvette in his rearview mirror. As he signaled to change lanes, the blonde driving the corvette suddenly cut right in front of him, nearly causing a collision.
Fuming, the trucker honked his horn and shouted, “Hey, watch where you’re going!”
The blonde stuck her head out of the window and yelled back, “Sorry, I didn’t see you! I was busy trying to read the sign on that truck that said, ‘How’s my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SH-T!’”
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