One day, an elderly lady visited the doctor complaining about an itch in her crotch.
She described her discomfort, and the doctor promptly diagnosed her: “You have the crabs,” he said matter-of-factly.
But the old lady shook her head vigorously. “No, doctor, it can’t be the crabs,” she protested. Perplexed, the doctor inquired why not.
With a mischievous twinkle in her eye, she replied, “Because I’ve been living alone for years, and I haven’t had a man near me in ages!”
The doctor couldn’t help but burst into laughter at her unexpected response, realizing he had been mistaken.
After further examination, he provided a proper diagnosis and treatment, all the while chuckling at the old lady’s wit.
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