A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.”
The husband, astonished, asks, “No more headaches? What happened?”
His wife replies, “Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself, and repeat, ‘I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache.’ It worked! The headaches are gone.”
Impressed, the husband says, “That’s amazing, dear.”
Then his wife adds, “By the way, you have been a bit irritable lately. Maybe you should try it too, but make sure to replace ‘headache’ with ‘Margie’!
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