One night after a date, a young man takes his 19-year-old girlfriend home.
After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little frisky.
With an air of confidence, he leans in and whispers, “Hey, do you want to come inside for a bit?”
His girlfriend giggles and replies, “Oh, I’d love to, but my parents are home, and they have a strict rule about guests staying over.”
Disappointed but undeterred, the guy tries again, “Well, maybe just for a quick cup of coffee?”
She shakes her head, “Sorry, but my parents are light sleepers, and they would definitely wake up.”
With a mischievous grin, the guy suggests, “Okay, how about a quick goodnight kiss then?”
She nods eagerly, and as they lean in for another kiss, he whispers, “Great, because my parents are out of town, and I’ve got a six-pack waiting in the fridge.
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