The Elderly Patient’s Woes

The Elderly Patient’s Woes

A 97-year-old man shuffles into his doctor’s office, his shoulders slumped with a heavy burden. With a deep sigh, he confesses to the doctor, “Doc, I think I’m impotent.”

The doctor, accustomed to hearing such concerns from his elderly patients, takes a seat and begins his standard speech. “Now, Mr. Smith,” he begins gently, “it’s natural for a man your age to experience changes in your se*ual function. But there are plenty of options available to help improve…”

But before the doctor can finish his well-rehearsed spiel, the old man interrupts him, shaking his head solemnly. “No, no, Doc,” he says with a hint of frustration. “You don’t understand. I’m impotent.”

Perplexed, the doctor furrows his brow and asks, “What makes you so sure?”

The old man leans in close, his voice barely a whisper. “Because every time I try to make love to my wife, she laughs,” he confesses.

The doctor chuckles sympathetically, realizing the root of the man’s despair. “Ah, Mr. Smith,” he says with a twinkle in his eye, “that doesn’t necessarily mean you’re impotent. It just means your wife has a great sense of humor.

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