The Preemptive Beer

The Preemptive Beer

As the weary husband trudged through the front door, his wife greeted him with a warm smile. Yet, before she could utter a word, he urgently exclaimed, “Quick, get me a beer before it starts.”

Puzzled but accustomed to his peculiar requests, she hurried to the fridge and fetched a cold beer. Handing it to him, she watched as he swiftly chugged it down with an air of anticipation.

With a satisfied sigh, he looked at her and said, “Quick, get me another before it starts.”

Suppressing a chuckle, she fetched another beer, wondering what impending event required such preemptive refreshment. Handing him the second beer, she observed as he repeated his previous feat, downing it in record time.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she couldn’t help but inquire, “What exactly is it that’s about to start?”

Grinning mischievously, he replied, “The nagging, my dear. The nagging.” And with that, he leaned back in his chair, prepared to weather the storm armed with his liquid courage.

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