A store that sells husbands has just opened, where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in desirable qualities as you ascend.
On the first floor, the sign reads: “Floor 1 - These men have jobs.”
Excited, the woman moves to the second floor, where the sign reads: “Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.”
Eager for more, she heads to the third floor, where the sign reads: “Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good-looking.”
Feeling optimistic, she climbs to the fourth floor, where the sign reads: “Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking, and help with the housework.”
Encouraged by what she’s seen so far, she ascends to the fifth floor, where the sign reads: “Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.”
Now filled with anticipation, she reaches the sixth and final floor, where the sign reads: “Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.”
And with a sigh of resignation, the woman leaves the store, realizing that perhaps the search for the perfect husband is a never-ending journey.
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