The Drunken brothel visit

The Drunken brothel visit

Three drunk guys, feeling adventurous, decide to visit a brothel. 

They stumble through the door, giggling and slurring their words. 

The madam eyes them warily but welcomes them nonetheless.


The first guy, barely able to stand straight, approaches a beautiful woman and blurts out, “How much for the night, sweetheart?” The woman, trying to contain her amusement, quotes him a price that’s far beyond his intoxicated comprehension. 


He eagerly agrees, tossing a wad of crumpled bills onto the table.


The second guy, equally inebriated, approaches another woman and asks the same question. 


The woman, struggling to maintain her professionalism, gives him an exorbitant price as well. 


Without hesitation, he pulls out his wallet and hands over his money, thinking he’s struck a fantastic deal.


The third guy, the drunkest of them all, staggers over to the madam and demands, “How much for the whole night, for all of us?” The madam, trying not to burst into laughter, quotes an astronomical price, assuming he’ll never agree.


To her astonishment, the third guy nods enthusiastically and slams his money onto the counter. 


Delighted, the madam leads the trio to a private room.


The next morning, the three guys wake up with pounding headaches and a sense of dread. 


They turn to each other, trying to piece together the events of the previous night.


The first guy groans, “I can’t believe I spent all that money!”


The second guy laments, “Yeah, me too. What a waste!”


But the third guy, with a mischievous grin, says, “Well, I’m not complaining.


We got our money’s worth. We slept with the madam!”


And thus, their drunken escapade at the brothel becomes a legendary tale of debauchery and folly.


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