A priest took a beautiful girl into his bedroom.
He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on it.
When the priest tried to make a move, the girl stopped him and said, “Father, shouldn’t we open the Bible first and see what it says?”
The priest, caught off guard, stammered, “Uh, of course, my child.”
The girl opened the Bible, pointed to a verse, and read aloud: “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
The priest froze and muttered, “Well… it appears the Lord works in mysterious ways.
He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on it.
When the priest tried to make a move, the girl stopped him and said, “Father, shouldn’t we open the Bible first and see what it says?”
The priest, caught off guard, stammered, “Uh, of course, my child.”
The girl opened the Bible, pointed to a verse, and read aloud: “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
The priest froze and muttered, “Well… it appears the Lord works in mysterious ways.”