A couple was lying in bed one night, having a conversation before falling asleep.
The wife turned to her husband and said, “Honey, do you remember when we first started dating? You used to bring me flowers, take me out to dinner, and write me love notes. Why don’t you do any of that anymore?”
The husband sighed, thought for a moment, and replied, “Well, do you remember when we first started dating, how I used to hold my stomach in and pretend I wasn’t full after one burger? Why don’t we both agree to drop the act?