A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar and says to the barman, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” The barman mixes her drink and puts it down in front of her.
A few minutes later, a man comes in and sits down next to her.
The blonde turns to him and says, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” The man looks at her and says, “I’m not the bartender, I’m a doctor.”
The blonde looks at him in confusion and then replies, “Oh, sorry, Doc. But can you get me that marhini for my heartburn?
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