A man finally breaks free from a 15-year stint in prison and, hungry for a fresh start, decides to start with a quick cash and firearm boost.
He breaks into a nearby house, hoping to score big, but instead finds himself face-to-face with a young couple in bed.
Without missing a beat, he orders the startled man out of bed and onto the floor. Trembling, the man complies, fearing for his life.
The convict then turns to the woman and growls, “You, get up and start making us some food.
Confused and terrified, the woman stammers, “B-b-but, I’m not the one who’s been in prison for 15 years.
The convict smirks and nods knowingly. “Yeah, but your man sure looks like he could use a little jail time to appreciate what he’s got.
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