Two elderly men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours and were pretty drunk when one of them notices a beautiful woman sitting alone at the other end of the bar.
He nudges his friend and says, “Hey, I bet I can go over there and convince her to come sit with us.”
His friend, equally inebriated, scoffs, “No way, you old fool. She’s way out of our league.”
Undeterred, the first man staggers over to the woman and strikes up a conversation. Miraculously, she agrees to join them.
Amazed, his friend asks, “How on earth did you manage that?”
The first man chuckles and replies, “Simple. I just told her I was 90 years old and had trouble remembering where I lived. She said she was 87 and couldn’t even remember why she came here. Compatibility at its finest!
