A guy goes to see a prostitute and asks, “Is it true what they say about you?”
The prostitute replies confidently, “Yes honey, absolutely.
I can suck you off and sing the Star-Spangled Banner at the same time.
Wanna give it a go?”
Intrigued, the guy says, “That sounds amazing. I’ve never heard anything like it. Let’s do it!”
So, the prostitute starts performing her unique act, simultaneously performing oral s3x on the guy while singing the national anthem.
After a few moments of awkward silence, the guy interrupts, “Um, excuse me, but can you maybe just focus on one thing at a time?”
The prostitute stops, looks at him with a puzzled expression, and asks, “Why? Is my singing that bad?
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