The real estate boss got a hot new secretary. Afraid of making a pass at her, he decided to place a small sign on his desk that read “Secretary wanted. Must be able to type 70 words per minute.” The next day, he noticed the sign had been changed to read “Secretary wanted. Must be able to type 70 words per minute and be good in bed.” Enraged, the boss stormed out of his office and confronted his secretary, demanding to know who had altered the sign. The secretary calmly replied, “Don’t worry, sir. I took care of it. After all, now that you’ve seen my typing skills, I wanted to make sure you knew my other qualifications too.”
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