“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman said as she rushed into the emergency room, clutching her stomach in pain.
The doctor quickly assessed her and asked, “What seems to be the problem?” Between groans, the woman managed to explain, “I think I’m about to give birth!” The doctor sprang into action, preparing for delivery.
After a few intense moments, he held up a tiny baby and exclaimed, “Congratulations, it’s a girl!” The woman sighed in relief and said,
“Thank you,
but I don’t think that’s the problem. You see, I don’t remember how I got pregnant in the first place!”
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