A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you, grandpa?” he asks.
“Feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food like?”
“It’s great, Grandpa. They even have a full menu. You can have anything you want,” the man reassures him.
“That’s wonderful to hear,” says Grandpa, “but I’m sticking to oatmeal.”
“Why just oatmeal?” the man asks, puzzled.
Grandpa grins mischievously. “Well, you know how it is. At my age, I need all the preservatives I can get!”
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