On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change.
The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful silk nightgown.
She looks at her husband and shyly says, “I’ve been waiting for this night for so long.”
The groom, excited and nervous, grins and says, “Me too!” He then rushes into the bathroom to change.
After a few minutes, he comes out wearing nothing but a big smile and a pair of earplugs.
The bride looks confused and asks, “Why are you wearing earplugs?”
He replies, “Well, dear, if there’s one thing my mother told me, it’s that a woman can be loud on her wedding night… but I’m not falling for that!
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