A woman goes to a psychiatrist and complains, “I don’t want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I don’t need a husband. But my parents keep nagging me to get married. What should I do?”
The psychiatrist responds, “You, undoubtedly, will achieve many great things in life. But sometimes people need a partner, someone to share their joys and sorrows with.”
The woman asks, “But why should I marry if I’m perfectly happy on my own?”
The psychiatrist smiles and says, “Think of it this way. If you marry, you can have someone to blame when things go wrong!”
The woman, intrigued, says, “Oh, I see. But why should a man marry then?”
The psychiatrist replies, “So he can have someone to praise when things go right!
Tags
Jokester