Woman: “Yes, can I help you?”
Man: “Good morning, ma’am! I’m here to talk to you about the benefits of our new vacuum cleaner.”
Woman: “I’m sorry, but I already have a vacuum cleaner.”
Man: “But ma’am, this one is special. It can clean your entire house in just ten minutes!”
Woman: “I’m really not interested, thank you.”
Man: “But wait, there’s more! It also comes with a lifetime warranty and free maintenance!”
Woman: “Look, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I really don’t need a new vacuum cleaner.”
Man: “Are you sure, ma’am? Just imagine how clean your floors could be!”
Woman: “Actually, I’m starting to imagine how clean my floors could be without someone knocking on my door trying to sell me things. Goodbye.”
[The woman closes the door, leaving the salesman standing there, slightly bewildered.]
Man: “Well, that didn’t go as planned. Maybe I’ll try the next house.”
